THE ELDERWOMAN NEWSLETTER

Issue #21, July, 2008



Welcome to the July 2008 issue of the Elderwoman Newsletter
- an e-zine for 21st century elderwomen committed to radical aliveness.


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Well it is supposed to be summer here, but we are still waiting for it to start. In fact, it looks as though we are going to go from Spring to Autumn without much of anything in the middle, this year. Oh well ... At least, in between the showers, there have been some good hiking days and I have  walked several more sections of the 

South West Peninsula Coast Path recently. Most enjoyable.
The picture above was taken on one of those sections. An entire hillside covered in rhododendrons in full bloom, was a pretty amazing sight. And although I am very well aware that they are an invasive species that crowds out the native vegetation and by rights should be removed, I couldn't help admiring the incredible splash of colour they made, especially against the background of blue sea and sky.
There are some quite long articles and book reviews in this newsletter - enough reading to keep you busy for quite some time, I think. And they are all interesting - well at least in my opinion they are. I hope you agree. And thank you to everyone who has contributed.

Many blessings,

FEATURE ARTICLES
Flexibility and Stretching
by Margaret Richard

Maybe, just maybe, if we stretched more, we would be less uptight, and peace would reign throughout the land. That may be wishful thinking, but at the very least we would be able to tie our sneakers when we're ninety! Flexibility, or the lack thereof, is probably the single most important factor affecting our quality of life as we age. The pain and stiffness of aging begin as temporary tensions that become learned habits. But don't assume that with aging you will automatically lose your flexibility. You can counterbalance the effects of aging so that your physiology is quite a bit younger than your chronology. When you stay flexible, you'll be able to live with vibrancy, energy, and independence.

The Benefits of Stretching

Over the years, we develop habitual ways of using our muscles to move and position ourselves. Poor posture and a lack of flexibility may be the result of a legitimate medical problem or may be the result of limited stretching and improper body alignment. When muscles get tight and stay tight, they cease to be elastic and they restrict movement. That sense of restriction, or stiffness, often leads to disuse. Disuse causes weakness and tightness, which in turn causes a vicious cycle of more disuse, weakness, and tightness. You have to “lube your chassis” to ensure a smooth ride. Regular stretching activates fluids in your joints, thereby reducing the wear-and-tear caused by friction. Increased water intake is also believed to contribute to increased mobility for tissues and joints that have become less supple.

Your muscles may also become tight and short due to overuse (resulting in injuries such as tennis elbow or tendonitis) or underuse. If nothing is done to lengthen stiff and short muscles, they continue to tighten, restricting circulation and impeding the removal of toxins. And a short and tight muscle is more prone to injury. Ouch!

It is easy to take your physical capabilities for granted, until there is a problem. Your long-term goal should be to maintain your range of motion so that you can continue to accomplish everyday tasks, pain-free. This goal is totally realistic if you are willing to commit to a regular schedule of careful stretching. The benefits of a stretching program will be readily apparent, and you will experience increased comfort as your body moves with fluidity and balance.

Stretching is the best way to maintain muscle and joint flexibility. When you stretch regularly, you will also reduce general muscle tension. A prime benefit of stretching is that it increases the distance your limbs can travel before injury occurs to the muscles and tendons.

Runners, in particular, suffer from painful hamstring injuries. These sprains and strains -- even tears -- of the muscle fibers are most likely the result of tight, inflexible hamstring muscles creating an imbalance with the opposing quadriceps. Every muscle in your body has an opposing muscle. It stands to reason that your muscles will experience less fatigue when a contracting muscle does not have to exert as much force against a flexible opposing muscle.

Here are some tips for stretching efficiently:
  • The best time to stretch is following your workout, when your muscles are warm. Stretching, as part of an effective cooldown, helps to alleviate the soreness of post-workout muscles caused by microscopic muscle tears and accumulated waste products (lactic acid). Stretching lengthens the individual muscle fibers, thereby increasing blood circulation, which helps to remove the waste products, and reducing muscle soreness. A warm bath or shower will also suffice to warm you up, if you prefer.
  • Stretch your muscles back to their resting length after each exercise. Exercising your muscles with resistance, as we do in this program, results in stronger -- and temporarily shorter -- muscles. Shortened muscle fibers are more easily injured. Be sure to perform the muscle-specific stretches I offer following each exercise.
  • Stretch every third day for five to ten minutes to keep your muscles supple. If your muscles are particularly tight, you may want to perform gentle stretching more often.
  • Static stretching gradually lengthens a resting muscle. As the word static implies, there is no bouncing or reaching once you have stretched your muscle to an elongated position. Hold the stretch for fifteen to thirty seconds. As always, focus on correct body alignment. Once a muscle has reached its absolute maximum length, attempting to stretch it further may cause undue stress to your ligaments and tendons. As always, focus on correct body alignment.
Like aerobic endurance and muscle strength, flexibility provides anti-aging benefits that may keep the 'ol chassis running like new. Look forward to the cooldown as a reward for a job well done. Stretching should be peaceful, both physically and mentally. Quiet your mind, breathe deeply, and r-e-l-a-x.

The above is an adapted excerpt from the book Body Electric
by Margaret Richard

Published by McGraw-Hill;  March 2008;$24.95US; 978-0-07-154480-1
Copyright © 2008 Margaret Richard

Margaret Richard, author of Body Electric, has been in the fitness business for more than thirty years, and her national "Body Electric" TV program has been a viewer favorite on PBS for twenty-two years. She has appeared before the U.S. Senate's "Special Committee on Aging" and was recently inducted into the National Fitness Hall of Fame where she now stands alongside Jack LaLanne, Jane Fonda, Richard Simmons, Kathy Smith, and Jake Steinfeld. 

 For more information, please visit: www.bodyelectrictv.com.


Growing Awareness

By Marlene Kate Dalziel

 

“Look at all the pretty sow-ers.” The three-year old girl giggled as she peered over the chin-high windowsill. Japanese Quince, in full bloom, traced its flower-laden branches against the glass. The girl’s mother walked to the window, and lifted the child into her arms. Mother and child now had a vista over the top of the shrub, and down into a riotously colorful flower bed. 

An observer watching this scene from the outside would see a dark haired, high cheek-boned petite woman whose serene face left no doubt as to the deep love she felt for the tawny blond child in her arms. The observer would also note that the old wood sash framing the pair showed signs of many coats of hastily applied paint. A less cursory glance would show a small and patchy green lawn, two gnarled apple trees at either end and the long bed of old-time flowers running the length of the tiny house. A set of timeworn and slanted wooden steps leading to the front porch was the only interruption in the ribbon of color. 

Sixty-seven years later I still recall the sense of wonder and delight coursing through me that day. Mother melded herself into my child’s world, held me, and reveled with me. That’s really the best part of this beautiful memory. 

Mother certainly could have continued rolling out the piecrust and tending the pots on the old gas stove. Dad would be home soon; baby brother needed to be bathed, the house needed to be put into order, Mother would want to freshen up. The early evening ritual prepared us for the Dad’s arrival from his day of labor. And yet, my mother stopped her chores and walked over to marvel with me.

As an insecure and unsure young wife in my first home, I doubted my ability to plan our garden space. We took advice from others and the result was stiff, symmetrical, and harsh. No exuberance, no energy emanated from the placement of rocks, boards, and boring plantings. 

Two decades later, two young sons, and a needy old house on some acreage gave me the impetus and courage to plant a vegetable garden and begin realizing my burgeoning dream of a wild and colorful perennial garden. 

The boys grew to teens in that space. During the many dark times of those later years, I learned to find strength and solace in my gardens. I also learned to vent anger and frustration while wielding pruning shears – we had the best-shaped conifers in the county, albeit the shortest! 

I labored long and, at times, obsessively, in this garden. Although my body often ached from the hours of digging and planting, my mind became tranquil when my fingers felt the earth. Touching the soil touched my soul. As I learned names of plants and their idiosyncrasies, I learned to know and accept myself, my foibles, my strengths; learned to understand my significance. 

It’s now many decades later and I am a grandmother to four grandsons. I no longer have my large perennial garden of flashing hues, of swaying flower-covered Quince branches; the garden with pathways leading to secret meditation spaces, and the small pond where chickadee and goldfinch bathed. 

In many ways, the gardens of my life are metaphorical, illustrating awareness, growth, change, healing and lessons learned. 

The garden of the child’s life appeared to the child when she was ready to appreciate it; her mother ignored the chores and peeling paint to hold the child who beheld the beauty.

An intense young woman who yearned for acceptance allowed others to plant the borders defining her existence. Dry and semi-sterile, rigid and taut, no weeds dared grow. No vibrant blooms escaped the manicured confines.

When I finally gave myself the freedom to create and experiment, the glorious garden of my later years bloomed with abandon and sparkled with artistry. After years of joys and sorrows, discoveries and revelations, I realized my inner self needed to grow even more than the garden would allow.

Awareness of the regeneration, renewal and replenishment constantly occurring in nature made it easier to severe the ties to my garden and start anew. In the past ten years I am also learning to accept my senescent body and its changes. My young grandsons and I are part of a grand plan. Although the patio of my new small home holds fewer blooms, I know the hope is still there and the promise is eternal.


Marlene Kate Dalziel is a Newsletter subscriber from Portland, Oregon.

This,too,shall pass

By Loanne Marie 

 

A few weeks ago, I gave up meditating on my zafu. It seems that my various body parts have aged at different rates, with my knees being at the front of the pack!  The simple fact is that these two joints are much happier when I meditate sitting in a chair.  This is just one of the reminders that, at age 52, my body is moving forward as planned on its trajectory toward dissolution. 

I  don’t find that fact morbid to acknowledge.  If there is any truth to the assertion that we are spiritual beings having an earthly experience, it would seem that remaining cognizant of the transitory nature of our lives is, in fact, essential.  The changes that come with age can thus become important reminders that everything, including oneself, will pass away. 

It is quite a common human experience to become a bit flummoxed when one’s body begins to change.  We all know the confusion adolescents often feel as puberty grabs hold and carries them off into adulthood.  The process of physical decline that becomes apparent in mid-life and accelerates into old age is often disturbing as well.  The fact that these changes carry us toward death adds a unique flavor to the challenge and puts us right up against what we really feel about the cycle of life. 

I used to say, only somewhat facetiously, that I had no problem with getting older, I just never expected my body to change.  It’s easy to acknowledge in the abstract that we’re all going to die.  But when we see evidence of that fact in process through the aging of our bodies, it is another thing entirely.  

The changes that come with age are simple reminders that we will not be long in this world.  We can greet them with angst and do our best imitation of a poor sap in the throes of an unconscious mid-life crisis--doing battle with the inevitable or attempting to avoid it through numbing or distracting ourselves with vapid new forms of entertainment.  Or we can use these realities to nudge ourselves into a greater awareness of Spirit. 

As the process of aging becomes irrefutable, many of us begin a period of evaluation.  Are we living as we feel called to live?  Does our life accurately reflect our core values?   What aspects of our experience are working for us, and where are we holding ourselves back?  What changes are we ready to make? 

Approached with wisdom and intention, this mid-life questioning can bring a rich and vital reorientation, essential to allowing our inner spark to continue to shine brightly.  As the process extends further, however, a subtle change may begin to take place.  We may no longer simply reevaluate our life, but begin the process of letting go of it, or rather, letting go of the parts of it that are extraneous to soulful livingWe can pare down, bit by bit, moving closer to that which is essential, to that which is true.  The deterioration of our physical form can, if we let it, be the catalyst for this shift. 

Sometimes growing older feels like a continual process of letting go--of expectations, of illusions of control, of loved ones who move away or precede us across death’s threshold, of egoistic plans that show themselves finally to be empty of heart, of the self-image and schemes we’ve spent the first half of our lives creating, and yes, of our attachment to our physical being.  This process accelerates in old age, and it seems wise to me that it does. During this time we are moving closer to the point of letting go completely--of this body, this identity, this world.  If we’re lucky, we might arrive at our death free of all but a rich and vibrant spirit.
I have a  98-year-old friend who talks with me about spirituality.  I didn’t meet Jeanne until she was 82, so I don’t know what she looked like in her younger days.  However, during the many silences that weave their way through our conversations, I gaze at her face and see a beauty I feel certain has grown deeper over the years.  Yes, her body has aged--her eyesight and hearing are failing, the condition of her lungs makes the simple act of breathing a challenge, and her once strong dancer’s body is now mostly confined to a wheelchair.  But Jeanne radiates a loveliness and grace that has not been diminished by age.  Her dancer’s soul remains and has grown more radiant, I suspect, as she has let go of much that is superfluous.  In those moments of silence that envelop us, I see that Jeanne has relinquished more than physical weight.  She has jettisoned much of what is unnecessary, and continues to discard more as she threads her way toward death. 

The image of a hot air balloon comes to mind.  Ballast is the material that provides stability to these vessels; throwing it overboard allows the balloon to rise to greater heights.  I find this a lovely image for the process of conscious aging.  Having become steadier within ourselves, we are free to discard what has now become simply extra weight.  Thus, we soar higher...and higher still.

The physical changes of aging are simple facts speaking of what is true--our time here is limited.  If we’re wise, though, we will recognize these facts as the attention-getters they seem designed to be.  It is important to take loving care of these bodies, our constant companions, so they can continue to support our living.
It seems imperative, though, to also perceive the message behind the aches and pains, the hot flashes, the memory issues, the lowered energy levels. We will be movin’ on down the road relatively soon; given the possibilities of illness, natural disaster, and accidents, that time might come sooner than we think.  It, therefore, seems essential that we not forget where we’re going, how we want to get there, and what condition we’d like to be in upon arrival--whenever that might be. 

I don’t mean to minimize the challenges inherent in such an endeavor, either for ourselves or as we watch our loved ones die or struggle with difficult illnesses.  This afternoon I will attend a funeral of a dear man, dead in his early 60s from a virulent cancer.  I love two women, recently widowed much earlier than expected, and a third who is now placing her husband in a nursing home due to advancing Alzheimer’s.  As a psychotherapist, I understand that grieving and railing against the inevitable process of death and loss is a necessary undertaking. But when the anger is spent and the tears shed, where are we?  What do we have?  An acceptance that this is the way of life: birth, blossoming, maturity, decay, and death. Our emotional reactions will not change one thing about this succession, just bring an honest acceptance of it.   These things will come to pass, whether or not we greet them consciously.  And in that conscious greeting are gems that remain hidden should we turn our backs.

And so, my knee joints are giving out.  They are simply at the forefront of an inevitable physical decline. Their deterioration brings with it an opportunity to practice letting go.  Now, I let go of my beloved zafu, of my attachment to the image of sitting serenely (or not!) upon it.  And as I do so, I realize I am flexing my letting-go muscles.  There will likely be an untold number of letting-gos between now and the final one.  Hopefully, by the time I arrive at my death, I will be well-versed in the practice, so that my ultimate departure will be a celebratory event that I am able to welcome with grace.

This, too, shall pass away--whatever this might be, whenever that passing might come. So, here’s to greeting the inevitable signs of aging as reminders that our time in these bodies is limited.  May we ultimately greet each one with warmth and another slight shift toward Spirit. 

Namaste! 

Loanne Marie, who lives in the Rocky Mountains, is a psychotherapist in private practice and has a wonderful and inspiring blog. I am grateful to her for permission to use this piece and I hope you will all visit her website at www.in-awe.net  to read more of her wisdom.

LINKED ARTICLES

I know that many of us are huge fans of Ronni Bennett and her blog Time Goes By:What it’s really like to get old. But just in case you missed them here are links to a couple of wonderful posts that put a delightfully different twist on the aging process. The first is called Science and the Wisdom of Age and the second, written by Ronni’s columnist geriatrican  Dr William Thomas, is called Pinnacle of Adaptation

 REPORTS/NEWS/BITS AND PIECES
Blogs From the Grave;

The World's Oldest Blogger Dies
but Keeps Talking


Orlando
, Fla.
(May 15, 2008) The complete set of video blogs from the world's oldest blogger is now available for viewing at GrowingBolder.com. 
Before passing away just three months shy of her 110th birthday, Ruth Hamilton recorded more than 50 blogs under the screen name Ruth1898.

"Ruth was a true pioneer," says Growing Bolder Vice President Bill Shafer. "She was determined that all of her blogs would be made available and her words would live on. We're pleased to honor that request."

It's not surprising that Hamilton became interested in the Internet at the age of 109. She was the one of first women to host a radio show, the first woman elected to the New Hampshire legislature, and she traveled to hundreds of countries. "She loved to teach but thought those days were over until we showed up with a laptop computer with a built-in camera," says Shafer.

Hamilton immediately understood the power of the Internet. "She was totally transformed by this unexpected opportunity to help others," says Shafer. "Blogging gave her life purpose again. She kept up with current events and had an opinion on everything. She delighted in being the world's oldest blogger."

Hamilton's blogs were recorded directly into a laptop camera and then uploaded to her personal profile page on www.GrowingBolder.com. Her blogs cover a wide range of topics including hunger, mental fitness, lunch with Eleanor Roosevelt, and advice for Britney Spears. She recounts coming face to face with Adolf Hitler in 1937 and using her radio show to try to warn the world.

"We're building a community for boomers and Ruth teaches us all a valuable lesson," says Shafer. "Her sometimes humorous, sometimes poignant perspective on living life to the fullest, even at 109 is empowering, and underscores what's possible in all our lives."

Click here to see Ruth's amazing video at Growing Bolder

GOOD NEWS FOR HEART ATTACK HELPERS

Helping someone who is having a heart attack has gotten a lot easier.  No special training or mouth to mouth resuscitation is needed. 

The new “Hands-Only” CPR method issued in March by the American Heart

Association suggests that in an emergency you should first call 911, and then apply the method until help arrives.  The goal is to push hard and fast on the center of the victim’s chest; at about 100 pushes a minute, with the chest depressed about 2 inches, the heart attack may be relieved.  According to the American Heart Association, the new technique can more than double a victim’s chances of survival.  For more information see www.americanheart.org/handsonlycpr

(Thanks to the Positive Aging Newsletter for this important news item)

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BOOK REVIEWS

Aussie elderwomen Raema Hayes and her sister Camille Cain have written a light-hearted book about the post-menopausal years entitled Loris and Lucy's Later Life Guide

Camille explains: 

“Raema and I felt that there wasn't enough attention given to women's health and well-being issues once they had left menopause behind. We wanted to produce a book that would help these women to better manage their later life health.

Most women experience the feeling - what Raema and I call the Cellophane Syndrome (people looking right through you), after your turn a certain age. We got tired and angry when all the media could talk about was menopause. After that, NOTHING.

There was the impression that post-menopausal women had dropped off the map.

So, after swapping health information for years over the phone (Raema lived in Queensland and I lived in Melbourne, Australia) we decided that we should reach out and provide health information to other women.

 The information had to be authoritative, so I contacted the appropriate medical professionals and other wellbeing experts asking if they would contribute to the book. I don't think I had one refusal.

 However, we had to drop one contribution as it referred to menopause!!! It was amazing how much I had to emphasise POST-MENOPAUSE - that contributions had to concentrate on that part of a woman's life. It took three years to write the book - from concept to publication.

 Raema and I are indebted to the professional people who are the backbone of the Guide. We have mentioned their organisations in the directory of our book. We trust these resources and contacts will be enormously helpful to Australian women.

For women in other countries who may purchase the book, we know that all the health and well-being information therein is just as applicable to them as it is to us.

Our problems and challenges don't change just because we live in different countries.”

 So why use ‘Loris and Lucy’ to tell their stories?

 “Well, we wanted humour and being the hams that we are, we felt that our alter egos would do a good job of conveying serious information in a way that was engaging and accessible. We hope we're right!”

                  

As well as the book, they have also produced a set or amusing cards that you can order from their website. Other cards just don't 'get' our age group”, say Raema and Camille. “Like clothing, we often can't find a card that suits us or our friends”.

There are five cards so far in their collection and they plan to add many more.

“What we haven't publicised”, Camille told me, “is that if we make enough out of the book to first cover our costs, any remaining income will go towards cancer and osteoporosis education and research. This was our idea and we have formal agreements with Osteoporosis Victoria and the Peter McCallum Cancer Institute. 

Raema and I wanted the book to be purchased on its own merits and to contribute to the above causes privately if we could. Now I think it's time to let people know what we're aiming to do.

We have a fair way to go - but even if we can make small donations I'll be happy.  We are nearly through the first print run but it would be fantastic if we could go into a second edition.  Who knows? It may happen.”  

Camille and Raema may be contacted through their website http://www.lorisandlucy.com.au

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In Search of the Menopause Ranch

  by Deborah Vaughn

  

   Reviewed by Sue Worley

This illuminating and hilarious novel focuses on the emotional, mental and physical aspects of menopause using the Menopause Ranch as an imaginary (or maybe not?) place where the characters learn about themselves and how best to deal with this stage in their lives. 

It is a must-read tale for every woman who is approaching or going through the various stages of menopause and it is done is such a way as to make the reader burst out laughing as she recognises herself within the thoughts and actions of Kimberley and the other residents of the Menopause Ranch.
 The novel is dedicated to all women throughout history, women of today and all the women of the future who will face the unpredictable emotions, mood swings, and other physical aspects of this time in their lives. It helps us to understand how to embrace, learn from and glory in what is happening to us. Deborah’s treatment of this subject which affects just about every member of the population, both female and male, is searching and inspiring. 

It helps the reader understand and celebrate her own journey through womanhood by taking her on an enlightening trip and giving her the opportunity to recognise and acknowledge what is happening in her life and with her body. 

The characters are women we can see in ourselves and in our friends. It tells the story primarily from Kimberly’s point of view but also steps into the lives of Toby, Beth, Jean, Norma and others who are at various stages of menopause. All of these women find themselves at the Menopause Ranch, a glorious place where everything is exactly as each of them would have liked in their real lives. While at the Menopause Ranch, reality time stands still during the fantastic journey taken by each of them. 

After having a seizure Kimberly finds herself at the Menopause Ranch where she is shown footage of her reactions, over the years, to different situations she has encountered. In the first instance, Kimberly kicks hard against the way she is made to relax and enjoy her life after having spent so many years denying her own desires, wants and needs. She takes up drawing and painting again, something that she loved when she was younger but had stopped because it didn’t fit in with her way of life. She acknowledges, finally, the death of her husband of many years in the same way as many of the other women recognise and acknowledge what they really want from their lives and what they have been denying themselves for the sake of others. The life story of each character is told in such a way as to make us laugh aloud or break down crying when we see ourselves reflected throughout the book. The characters of Belladonna Morose and Mea Culpeppa, the Spirit Guides – who come alive through Deborah’s words – are everyday women like us rolled together with the wisdom of our mothers, grandmothers and great-grandmothers. The goddesses who visit the Ranch during the daily sessions are depicted in a way that is real and human, giving us the opportunity to relate closely to them. 

This tale is light and easy to read. Yet it gives us a reason to look inside ourselves and question whether our approach to our bodies and our womanhood is the right one for us and for our friends and families upon whom we have such an effect. The points made in the story were valid at the same time as being entertaining and I was disappointed to reach the end of the book, wishing it would continue for a lot longer. 

I enjoyed every single page although I felt sad when Jean returned to her everyday corporate lifestyle without having taken advantage of the opportunity to learn why she was there. This is a book I can highly recommend, not only to women who are nearing, experiencing, or past menopause but also to young women who will one day reach that stage. So too I would recommend it to our men-folk who choose to share their lives with us as we take this journey.

Author's website -  http://www.menopauseranch.com/
Reviewer's website - http://www.superproof.co.uk

POETRY

Passing Seventy                

Sometimes my life burdens me: it hangs

like a heavy skirt that must be kicked aside

as I walk, gathered in my hand, held high

when I climb the stairs. Its threads are many coloured,

dark and light forming a pattern – a tartan recognized

by members of my own clan; and only by them.

Its hem is mud-spattered from weary walking;

in places there are blood-stains and I cannot remove them.

It does not fasten now, but I will never outgrow it;

it is the raiment of experience and cannot be shed.

 

Winter nights, when frost creeps through the door

to sit, shivering by my fire, I pull my life around me

so I do not freeze. At night my life lies down beside me,

its shabby grandeur spread upon my pillow. It whispers

stories to enchant me, chasing sleep so far it will not

return. In dreams it deceives me and I am young again

with all of life before me.

 

This life can seem so short; it frightens me

to think of deeds undone; words unsaid.

Hitching the hem, there is nothing to be done

but take the next step into the dark …

 

©Lis Bertolla

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Contributions for this newsletter are eagerly sought. Please send in your writings, your thoughts, your poetry, a book or website you have found, an announcement or news item that you think would be interesting to others, a comment on one of these articles, a subject you'd like to see, an anecdote, something that moved you - whatever snippet you want to share. Don't be shy.

LAST LAUGH

Warning.

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper, groceries are heavier, and, everything is farther away? Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.

 I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection. 
Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial?  HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small  type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
(PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were).

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The Elderwoman Newsletter by Marian Van Eyk McCain, July 2008
The Elderwoman website: http://www.elderwoman.org
Marian's e-mail: marian(at)elderwoman.org 

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